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All Past Shows are available for hire

Ms Josephine's Kabaret Misdemeanours Josephine, Pianist, Maid. 1 hr, Telephone Sex, dominance and submission, confusion, cabaret farce, gratuitous stories of life, love and piracy, Sister Finulla, my ex  husband  Enio on piano great standards, Cest Si Bon, Black Magic, Habanera, Alfie, Mr Right.

Kabaresque - a  program of the best and hottest burlesque, circus and cabaret artist in Melbourne produced and hosted by Mistress Josephine accompanied by Enio Pozzebon on piano


Mz Josephine’s Amazing Holiday
– a solo show about Mz Josephine’s mind splitting adventures on the Western Highway. A road story that passes through Nihil towards family and back again. A performance of thinking on the subject of something and nothing.

Duo work with pianist Enio Pozzebon ( Drowsy Drivers) and Mz Josephine Vocalist and Comedian

Duo work with accordionist Dave Evans ( The Band who Knew too Much )and Mz Josephine Vocalist and Comedian

Mz Josephine is also available for MCing , public speaking, social comment  and vocal performances

 Burlesque Characters and Comedy Monologues and Songs

Burlesque Songs with Striptease, Bizet's  Carmen - "Habenera"

 Rythm and Blues - " Do I Move You " and Strip tease

Burlesque Fan Work and Song- "You Only Live Twice"

Burlesque Songs - "Mad About the Boy", " Life Begins at Forty",  Tango in your Mango "

"Underarm Hairs ", " I Want to Be Evil "

 Inca Princess She is a 1950’s Vaudeville/ Burlesque entertainer who has a magnificent voice of a surprising 5 octaves, an exotic pedigree, she being the last of Inca Royalty . The Inca Princess  now makes her living as an entertainer of extraordinary exotic vocal gymnastics and savage beauty, however her great success and beauty, is  plagued by her envy of rival celebrity Carmen Miranda, whom she slanders at length in a humoresque  monologue , before finishing with a  rousing South American ballad – (which Carmen cant do anymore since she is dead! ). Time 9 mins.  Requirements small raised performing area and amplification 

Mistress Josephine  the dungeon Mistress tells her life story –“ I was once young and innocent and the world was my oyster , I was returning from the Paris Ball season with my sister Isobel, when our ship was scuttled by Malato Pirates marauding the Caribbean Seas”. A rollicking comic erotic pirate monologue, the totally fictionalised story of Empress Josephine Bonaparte’s early adventures !  Mistress Josephine embellishes about kidnapping by pirates while just a gal, her fantastical adventures as a slave with her sister Isabel, whom she eventually abandons to the Jesuit Inquisition to hitch hiking  to Paris where she meets  Napoleon   fame and fortune !!! Small raised  performing area and some amplification 10mis

Rozetta de La Cruise  South American Airhostess with aspirations to being Shakira; when the plane is cirlcling she entertains passengers with stories about survival in the Andes, South American History and her assortment of Latin songs. Small raised platform and amplification 10mins

 

 

 

 

Next Performance

Mz Josephine's Cabaret Fantastique

The Toff in Town The 31st of May@ 7.30

An ebullient evening of variety cabaret, burlesque, dance, comedy and music 

 See my Gallery and Press Release for further information.

Bookings Moshtix

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Quotes

"Mz Josephine is the mistress of challenging sacred cows in whatever nook or cranny she is poking. Mz Josephine's Amazing Holiday is one hell of a ride, worth the fare for plenty of laughs and singing that will knock your socks off."
Christine Young. In Press 14/7/06
 

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